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A guy was sitting on his own in a restaurant, when he spotted a beautiful woman…

A guy was sitting on his own in a restaurant, when he spotted a beautiful woman at another table. He sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She replied to him by sending a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.”

He wrote to her back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

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